If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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