Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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