Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
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Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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