she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
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Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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