I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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