omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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