As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
3pm strippers are depressing
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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