I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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