dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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