It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Randomize