I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
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Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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