They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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