If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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