Have you finally orgasmed yet?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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