Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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