Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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