But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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