Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
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i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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