Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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