It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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