census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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