she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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