Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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