i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
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Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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