I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Jerry, you need to find god
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
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I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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