what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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