btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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