then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
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Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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