you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
NoShamevember. You game?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Randomize
