My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
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Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day