my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
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Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
did i just pee glitter
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.