Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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