Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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