love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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