You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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