That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
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but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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