So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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