Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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