STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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