He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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