Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize
