new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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