NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
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she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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