I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
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