Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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