This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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