how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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