on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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