I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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