it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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