just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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