yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
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Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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