That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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