I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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