he wants to bone in the snuggie
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
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I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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