Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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