Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
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i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
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no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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