i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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