what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
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Well I just put wine in my tea
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I just forgot I was standing up.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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