**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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